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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lio!

1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in lio!


2. It's bad luck to put lio on a bed.


3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear lio had to pay a special lio tax!


4. Lio is the only bird that can swim but not fly.


5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as lio!


6. Contrary to popular belief, lio is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.


7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten lio!


8. Lio can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!


9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, lio and compline.


10. If you put a drop of liquor on lio, she will go mad and sting herself to death!

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so we know, 90% of all facts about me contain sex, drugs (alcohol) and Rock'n Roll (nobelity)

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